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TF2 Patch Update: March 4, 2013

Posted on: March 4th, 2013 by Obey

Summary of the most important changes in this patch:

1. Sticky Jumper and Rocket Jumper are now craftable.

2. Three new cosmetic items promoting Tomb Raider are added; none of them affect gameplay.

 

1. Now Craftable: Jumpers!

That’s right: everyone’s favorite method of aerial transportation since the Mario’s Goomba Stomp, these shockingly nonviolent weapons can now be crafted.  They can still be crafted by chance with the usual token method.  Formulae are below:

– Sticky Jumper: three Ullapool Cabers + one reclaimed metal

– Rocket Jumper: three Manntreads + one reclaimed metal

 

2. Three new cosmetic items promoting the upcoming game Tomb Raider

Before you can recall the last time you played a game that had a female protagonist, Valve has granted your as-yet-unknown wishes for Tomb Raider accessories. (Take that, Valve! You do not have the monopoly on campiness!) Ahem! You get all three of these items in Genuine quality if you preorder Tomb Raider by March 5th. Hey, that’s Wednesday! That’s right–you have but hours to secure them.

Tomb Wrapper: Scout miscellaneous slot item

Not yet craftable, marketable, or tradable.

It’s a bloodstained bandage on the Scout’s upper right tricep.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fortune Hunter: Engineer miscellaneous slot item.

Not yet craftable, marketable, or tradable.

A bloodstained metal axe that swings as the Engineer moves or stops.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Croft’s Crest: All Class miscellaneous slot item.

Not yet craftable, marketable, or tradable.

A silver metal badge attached to the wearer’s chest.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hey, did you know that TF2 Newbs needs “Official Server Starters” and “Admins” ? We do! Go to the forums for more information.

 

[N] Obey

 

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